George Washington: First American Warrior of Spiritual

Many people (EVEN AMERICANS!) don't know about George Washington.

For example, did you have knowledge of George Washington and his zen spiritual warriorhood?

Did you know he constantly maintained his Chakras so that they worked for him rather than he they?

(Historical note: Chakras were not known as Chakras back then. They were known by the colloquial term, 'slaves.')

George Washington Paid Homage To His "Just Above Genitals" Chakra by Immortal Eternal Respect on Holy Currency Dollars. 

Each morning, at first rays of Spirit Sun-Light, George Washington took cleansing baths and was so strong of mind, he had his Chakras lather and scrub him. His teeth could no longer take his supreme Spiritual One-ness so they all fell out. His Chakras were so strong that they fashioned him a set of wooden teeth.

Mr. Washington, Zen Sun Ultra Master, was a great warrior of Mind, Spirit, Body, and Musket.

If you would like to become a Zen Sun Ultra Master first you must.

1. Whip your Chakras into shape
2. Chakras work for you, you cannot be spiritual slave to wants of Chakras
3. Wake in morning facing east
4. Slumber in night facing west
5. In between face North and South in rotation
6. Believe in Holy Sun Spirit Ray
7. Protect yourself from Chakra rebellion
8. Rich Dad, Poor Dad
9. Refuse refuse. Accept acceptance.
10. Cleanliness of mind is holiness of feet
11. This means, 'Walk tall but don't forget the trees."
12. Gaze in wonderment at the night sky
13. Eat healthy vegetables
14. Frozen is preferred to can

These are the tips that George Washington, Zen Sun Ultra Master, wrote down in secret letters to Chakra Labor Spirits. Letter has been passed down many generation to reach us and finally the Mr. Hara San's Magical Help Time Deluxe Edition.

Health Tip For Life Saving Techniques

Perhaps this road hump has not befallen all of us but for many, it occurs most times. Suddenly you must find way to hospital because your Chakras have fallen into spiritual rebellion. Maybe it gets so bad that you have body parts hanging by a thread. Chakra rebellion is preventable but that is of no import when your fingers are hanging by the sinew that constructs them. You must find a hospital.

Benefits of finding a hospital:
1) people will treat you with care
2) free drugs
3) don't bring your ID Identification Photo Card, care becomes free!
4) you become Freer Feeling

Using your Brain Phone, look for things that might be hospital. Homeless people congregate on their lawns.

Using your Smart Phone, don't search google for merely hospital. Search "hospital," "urgent care," "free drugs," and, "9-1-1."

Only when limbs are in construction rebellion is it desirable to go to evil Western medicine. They are capable of rebuilding your Body Temple whereas meditation is not. But you were a fool in past life! More meditation and spiritual Chakra alignment means your fingers will never fall off even if chainsaw befalls them! If you ever get into car crash and your limbs are strewn around, you know you must be practicing Mr. Hara San's Magical World of Help Time Deluxe Edition more in your life. Don't be a Spiritual Vagrant!

After evil Western physicians sew your fingers back on, you must return home to work on Chakra spiritual rebellion.

Take Cold Showers. Thrust into Anus. Put Laptop into Spiritual Alignment Happiness Position.

Continue reading for more healthy life tips for happiness features.

Laptop Laying aLignment

Good Morning from the Land of the Rising Sunners!

Many a time have I heard the complaint, "Hara-san it's too uncomfortable to sit/lie comfortably with my laptop." I understand for I, too, have felt the pang of this earthly woe.

The wrists are cramped and turned inward, the neck/spine is slouched forward with no support, and most importantly the chakras left maligned.

I have dedicated much spiritual energy and computer Laptop time to find the most ergonomical position to restore ones ki and balance within oneself.  Countless hours and self meditation have led me nowhere until I found the results I had been looking for on one relaxing self-chakra aligning morning.

Searching the Internet very briefly, I found the truest representation of the most ergonomical position I could find. However, to be able to fully understand my method for the most ergonomical position, I will have to edit this photo. One moment please...

Spiritual meditation editing complete!  Please observe the most ergonomical position for Laptop users! 

On that relaxing self-chakra aligning morning to myself, I realized that my penis chakra flow was interrupting the ergonomics of my Laptop laying. I worked my penis chakra to find a position that would correct this disorder. I've found that removing the battery from the Laptop (please be sure to plug in your Laptop) not only allows for higher ergonomical standards, but for preservation of Laptop battery! 

Please notice how the tucking of the penis into the battery slot aligns the spine (head propped on wall for more support), corrects the wrist posture, and releases the rare 7th Gate of Heaven European Pedophilist Grin energy.  This man can not be helped by anymore of Hara-san's wisdom. Please go forth and enjoy your self-chakra alignment.

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Now, I know you female viewers are wondering, "what about me?"  Well do not fret faithful viewers Mr. Hara-san considers all in his spiritual meditation. For the female viewers, I have found that this is the most ergonomical position for laptop laying:

Yes! Yes, the woman should not be attempt Laptop viewing without baby in womb.  Laptop laying without baby in womb does not promote good posture nor a healthy family lifestyle. A barren womb is a barren family. Please, heed my words!

Hara-san spiritual meditation complete!

Cold showers for weight loss and Better Spirit Life

Many in Great Country America (GCA) take hot showers. Luxury!

At what cost does hot showers make?

Hot showers:
a) refreshing feeling
b) fatigue
c) furnace fires
d) fat growth
e) sexual stimulant
f) all of the above

Many time, a cold shower is best for feeling refreshed. Try this,

Take 30 seconds cold shower, 30 seconds hot shower, and 30 seconds cold shower.

Make look happy all the time: Cold Spirit Energy Water Spirit Smile!

Cold showers:
a) refreshing better feeling
b) natural caffeine injects to face
c) no furnace fires
d) fat decay
e) sexual arousal no more
f) all of the above

Many times, you see arousing images - good for the Heart Spirit and "just above genitals" Chakra if one can make spiritual spit come from ones Sex Organ. However, not all times is this convenient. Many times, one must tell "just above genitals" Chakra, "Now the time is not good for spiritual spit juice. You must not be so aroused at this time." Turn on the cold water and "just above genitals" Chakra says back to you, "Okay. I feel good about Decision maker."

Not all times is Chakra right. Chakra must be aligned with Mind and Hand Spirit and Finger Spirits. Not all times do Mind/Hand/Finger Spirit agree so they must be silenced by cold showers.

You also lose weight which means More Joy for "just above genitals" Chakra in the future!

Make like Spirit Alignment and Smile like Spirit Man: Perfect Health.

Spiritual Harmony and Chakra alignment is the key!

Exercise, Save Earth and Arm Energy

Exercise, Save Earth and Arm Energy = E.A.S.Y!

Many times it is hard to clean the anus after fecal secretion on the toilet. All times it hurts Holy Mother Earth Spirit to flush Holy Tree Paper down the toilet. Many times it is hard on the arms to wipe until cleanliness like Holy Mother Goddessliness. Many times it is hard to find time in long days filled with work and spiritual alignment to exercise on your bike.

That is why you must invest your available funds on one of these machines:

1) You must sit on the toilet bowl

2) You must reposition the paper away from your anus 

3) Make sure to do number 2

4) Hazards of not doing number 2:

    a) Chakra anger

    b) toilet paper breakage

5) After you are fully released of evil spirits, reposition toilet paper into anus

6) Pedal with vigor until evil spirit fecal stain is no longer visible on toilet paper

7) Do not pedal backwards!

8) When toilet tree paper is all brown with spirit stain, take it off and throw into trash receptacle can

You save your hand energy! You save Mother Earth Nature by not clogging sewer and Holy Refreshment Water with dirty paper! You make your Chakras happy!

Now: Stand up and walk proud of life full of enjoyment, ease, activity, and spiritual Oneness!

Heal your Chakras before expelling bowels while consptipated

We have all been this route, yes? With much pains, pushing and pushing to no healing of the bowel stoppage.

Well, you have not been paying attention to your Chakras, my friend!

Above look. You are missing the health of your "just above anus" Chakra. This eliminates bad spirits from all the above Chakras. When "just above anus" Chakra gets angry, he blocks the walls of life. What is a spirit warrior such as yourself to do? Constantly seek spiritual oneness with two fingers.

Stick inside your anus and make three thrusts. Soon your "just above anus" Chakra will get delighted. But do not make more than three thrusts with vigor. Too many thrusts can give "just above anus" Chakra concussion. After three thrusts, you must swirl around your fingers and imagine you are filling a cone of soft serve. Soon your "just above anus" Chakra will feel great and decide to open up your bowels for indefinite amount of time. 

Do this at least once a week. Otherwise "just above anus" Chakra will tell "above/behind genitals" Chakra and that Chakra talks a lot. Soon all your Chakras will be in disorder and rebellion and you do not have enough fingers to please them all!

Welcome!

Welcome to Mr. Hara-San's Magical World of Help Time Deluxe Edition.

Within these pages of internet, we will describe many of life's common afflictions and propose (for use in your daily life) simple solutions and spiritual cleansing regimens for you and your loved ones to experience optimal growth in:

1) health
2) physical attractiveness
3) hearing
4) vibrational structures of earth, universe, and ocean
5) closeness to muscle groups
6) harmony
7) peacefulness
8) bath salts
9) herbal productivity
10) strength and spelling
11) and the infinite beyond of infinite possibilities

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