Acupuncture for Depression

Depressed?

Smiles and Heaven don't cheer up yourself?

Try Acupuncture!

Put needles in Places of Body!

Evil Western Doctors don't want you to know secret medicine practice of Thousand years Aged. 

It cures Depression quickly and painlessly!

Sometimes Acupuncture Spirit Sages (ASS) use needles with no medication! This may not be strong enough to quell spirit rebellion within. Sometimes bigger steps must be taken:

Sometimes you must use Healing Everything Round Olympus International Nutrition (HEROIN). Stick HEROIN needles all over body. You'll feel on top of the world in no time before you reach the bottom of the world in 10 minutes time!

This is dulling of the Chakra rebellion. It takes time to work and it costs money. It is not to be confused with heroin as it is spelled H.E.R.O.I.N. Heroin, evil western medicine Concept, is not good for soul. 

Dull Chakras, Conquer Chakra Rebellion, Feel Safe! (DCCCRFS!)

Qi definitions of Life, Love, Earth, Wind, & Fire

Qi is the source of all things. Qi is building stones of life and love and as such earth, wind, and fire. Fire make love to wind to make Earth. Earth is Divine-Life Bringer.

What don't you understand about Qi?

Stop being ignorant. Qi flow through body like blood on muscles. Flex muscles, feel blood come into head, Close Divine Seer Eyes, fall down, don't die.

Qi keeps you alive when you fall down. You don't die when you fall down every time.

Don't take Qi for granted. Large falls cause death. If Qi senses you are testing its capabilities (like Empire State Life Building, or Grand Soul Canyon, or Golden Gate Bridge of Harmony), Qi quits being life-bringer and let's your head skull crush and you bleed from Nose organ, coughing up blood and last remnants of Qi escape. You dead.

Don't let this unreadable scribbles make you sad. Put on Spirit Eyes. It all makes sense!

Qi energy emits bright colors when you take doses of Love, Sense, Dilation (LSD). What this means is you look at world and say, "LOVE!"

Next you sense love in world. Put your eyes toward Universal Sky Heaven and eyes dilate. This is one dose of LSD. Open spirit Eyes and see fuchsia, purple, red, green, blue, all bright colors of Universe Prism. This is Qi Energy Love Guide (QiELG).

Sometimes Qi is defined as Reiki. This is okay for Spirit Warriors (Such As Yourself [SAY]) if you are South of China. For Spirit Warriors SAY should say, "Many words, one concept, All Love!"

Qi has no scent. Chakras have scent. Sometimes Flatulence Energy escapes and your Nose Organ can't help but be delighted by such foul smells. This is Chakra claiming ownership over you. It repulses all other Humans except for yourself SAY.

Let Chakra harmony and Qi scentlessness make vibrational Structures of you mind rejoice!

Next Until Time! (NUT!)

Spiritual Qi Quest for Fulfillment in Life and Death

In modern times, Qi is referred to simplistically as merely energy Force of Life-Body.

Qi is that, yes, but also Qi is much more than merely energy Force.

Even in Armless Man does the Spiritual Force of Qi exist as conveyed in above Graphical Image Representation of Things that cannot be Conveyed.

Qi hibernates in the central area of your body, just above genitals and anus, just below rib cage. Because of this accumulation of energy in one spot-- Chakras become jealous and try to push Qi out. Chakras and Qi must be in Total Unison Harmony in order to be True Center. 

Even in Man Whose Penis Disappears in Profile, Qi alignment is Key Element of Life Sustenance.

You may be armless and you may have Disappearing Profile Penis Syndrome (DPPS), but you have good alignment of Qi. Sexual activity never is fun in profile, irregardless. No need for Profile Penis, therefore!

To exercise your Qi, you must:
1. make Chewing Motion with your mouth. Preferably Bubble Gum does the job Best.
2. Think of clean thoughts like brand new car in driveway at least 15 minutes per day.
3. Read Music with no Sound once at least a week.
4. Drink Won (1) gallon of milk per day.
5. This causes you to be weight gainer and Qi becomes happy.
6. Stop looking sidelong into mirror. Penis won't appear (especially Females!)

Hopefully these steps make you happier with your Qi and quell silly rebellious Chakra disharmonies.

Rock Spirit Friend for Happier Deluxe Life and Fulfillment

Greetings from Mr. Hara San!

All too many times we walk through life Alone in Our Spirit Journey with no friend to turn to. When we do have friends and Spirit Pet Animals (Dogs, Cats, Lizards, Fish, Gerbil,), they disagree with our assertions and they die. Once again, you find yourself alone.

After their funeral, you Realize there is Nothing lasting in universe for spiritual one-ness in your journey for Fulfillment. You want to share life and concern with Spirit Companion but are unable.

As you walk your path of Spiritual Solitude, you trip and fall on Rock!

Bravo! You just found your Spiritual Companion Friend!

Rock Spirit Friend is Beneficial For you because:
1. Rock Spirit Friend fits in your fist. Walk him around!
2. Rock Spirit Friend doesn't disagree.
3. Rock Spirit Friend says exactly what you want him to.
4. Rock Spirit Friend doesn't cry when hit.
5. Rock Spirit Friend can sit neglected for days, weeks, months, years and still love to see you when you remember.
6. Rock Spirit Friend doesn't die.
C. Rock Spirit Friend can be large enough for Sexual Chakra Experimentation up Anus, Vaginal, or Testicular Pain therapy.
7. Rock Spirit Friend can be thrown far away and never tell your secrets.

Talk to your Rock Spirit Friend for daily meditation results of life happiness forever through time.