Every soul Being needs Spirit Animal. Here is 5 Easy Steps to Obtaining Spirit Animal (5ESTOSA).
1. Close Body Eyes (CBE)
1.a. Put Finger Spirit Flesh (FSF) to Make Sure Body Eyes Closed (MSBEC)
2. Breathe Spirit Air (BSA)
3. Think of Childhood In Womb of Fertility Scrotum (TOCIWOFS)
4. Imagine Holy Hermaphrodite God(dess) Stroking (IHHGS)
5. Shoot Forward Into Celestial Jungle! (SFICJ!)
6. Land on Spirit Animal (LOSA)
Mr. Hara-San landed on great mighty Wind Tiger. He is Sexually Vicious and, even in Old Age Wisdom, Constantly Erect and Attentive.
What did you Land On?
Elephant - You are Greedy and Fat in Spirit if not in Body but Have Large Penis.
Donkey - You can't help but feel bad for lesser Beings on Planet.
Beetle - You are a Talented Songwriter.
Plankton - Leprosy is In Your Future.
Human - You Must Be Computer.
Remember simple Acronym (RSA)!
CBE, FSF MSBEC, BSA, TOCIWOFS, IHHGS, SFICJ!, LOSA
Make Sentence for Easier Rememory! (MSFER)
Cannot Be Everything, For Sin Fulfills Master Sensual Business Equitable Community, Bold Snake Arm, Total Obedience Calms Inner Wolf Obstetrics Fully Singular, Inner House Hopes Gods Shine, Some Fools Is Cold Jock! Lots of Sweaty Angels.